Gorgeous, intelligent and wealthy yet still unhappily married man looking for love. I guess it happens to all of us at some point in our life, the thrill, the excitement, the romance in our relationship wanes. We find ourselves left with only the countless billions we amassed running a highly successful call-girl service. What is
I was reading a blog today and the post was her “Sexual Bucket List”. She went on to describe all of the things that she wanted to accomplish in the “sex department” before her demise. Some of the things on her list were surprisingly vanilla, I remember thinking, “You haven’t tried THAT before???” Others were
To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I just have a few favours, common courtesy if you will, AND a little advice. After all you are giving it to my wife. I know, I know… it’s a sweet piece isn’t it. That thing she
When I was married to the Ice Queen we always had arguments as to how she felt that I should perceive a woman’s looks. If I commented positively on a woman’s appearance, her rebuttal was always that said woman was “not beautiful” and therefore not good-looking. She would go on about cheekbone height and size
“I’m attracted to affectionate women with playful sex appeal, a creative style and a wild love of life.” I’m attracted to a woman who isn’t hung up on the fact that I’m currently carrying an incurable sexually transmitted disease. “I’m fun and easy-going.” I won’t ask for your last name. Just send me a one-line
10 disturbing things I have seen on married women’s profiles on POF 1. I see a lot of women stating that they aren’t looking for one night stands. This is so obvious I don’t really see the need in stating it. Everybody knows that night stands come in pairs (one for each side of the
“9 out of 10 guys admit to doing it and the tenth one is a liar.” The history of masturbation contains many bizarre and hard to believe moments of misinformation. Whether it causes blindness, insanity, acne, or hair growth, masturbation has been both the most reviled and most commonly practiced sexual behaviour on the
Does this dress make me look fat? The correct answer is NOT “Fatter than what?” The best answer, if she is already in the dress, is “Hey, gorgeous, give me a kiss.” This is a diversion tactic on your part but if you respond in that way in under 0.5 seconds after she asked…she will
I was standing in the checkout line last night and as is usual for me the woman in front of me had 5 items that needed to be price checked. As I stood waiting I glanced around at the various magazines residing on either side of the aisle. I counted 32 magazines of which 8
The housewife and the ho. I like that…and have never heard it before. I read a post recently that a woman had written regarding sluts, specifically she was commenting on the way that men look at women that they have labelled as sluts. My definition and opinion of sluts has changed over the years. Basically
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