I was reading a blog today and the post was her “Sexual Bucket List”. She went on to describe all of the things that she wanted to accomplish in the “sex department” before her demise. Some of the things on her list were surprisingly vanilla, I remember thinking, “You haven’t tried THAT before???” Others were a bit more extreme, I thought, “I don’t know if I would try THAT!”
Read her sexual bucket list here: http://sharingourconnection.wordpress.com/2012/12/03/sexual-bucket-list/
It got me to thinking about my own bucket list. Quite honestly most of what would be on my list would be fantasy, not something I would really want to do in reality…all except for one thing.
Now this one thing would be considered by most to be vanilla AND will probably not show up on many guys’ bucket lists. The reason being is that at some point in their life, between the ages of 13 to 17 they have probably experienced this. Still others may still experience this from time to time in their adult life. Lucky bastards!
The one thing that stands out on my list…top of the list and with flashing neon lights…I want to have an orgasm in a woman’s mouth. Right now I know a lot of women are going…”ew yuck” ….and a lot of guys are going “that’s it?” That is the top thing on this guy’s sexual bucket list? Well…yes.
In all of my years I have never had to experience of “finishing” inside her mouth. This is not about a male dominance thing, I don’t care if she swallows, spits, whatever…quite honestly she could spit it in my face for all care….I just have a desire (read: obsession) to experience this.
Don’t get me wrong, I have been the recipient of oral sex many times in my life and some women have taken the extra time and effort to bring me to that point…oh yesss!..just to throw a towel, wad of Kleenex, a mitten, hat at me so that I could “contain my enthusiasm”. One woman decided that the trip to the Christmas Party was a great time to exhibit her oral talents but had no forethought as to what might happen in the end. I think I got caught up the fantasy that I would enjoy a highly pleasurable and no mess finish…but I was wrong. Just at the point of no return she pulled way and let it snow all over the place, the dash, my pants, and my suit jacket….yes before the party. Grrrrr.
From everything I have read, the taste of ejaculate is not the most pleasant. Furthermore it seems that many of the women that have got to taste it, had no choice, for their head was firmly impaled on his penis with his hand on the back of her head. I was always the nice guy when it came to sex…if it was unappealing to her then I didn’t want to force the issue. I just kept hoping that one day I would meet a woman who had an insatiable, yet inexplicable desire to enjoy ejaculate. Never happened.
I’m really concerned now because I feel that my new wife is the “one” or at least the last one that I will be with. Finally, a great relationship, a great sex life…but no fantasy finish! She even went so far one day to tell me outright after witnessing this nastiness on a porn film…”Don’t ever do that!”
So here I am wondering how I can possibly ever scratch my number one desire off my list…
- Trade off my 5 seconds of heaven for a month of the cold shoulder. I could just hold her head there so she doesn’t have a choice…just like Bill, Frank and George did with their girlfriends when they were 17…but I fear she might bite it off.
- I could pay her for it. I have found a few ads on Craigslist for a BBBJTC CIM in your car for $80. If we were in a nice warm bed and I gave her $100, I think that fair…don’t you?
- I could protest. I think a month without me licking and prodding her to orgasm might do it…or better yet hand her a cold towel at the precise moment and see how she likes it.
- I could forget about it. Probably best. I figure I only have a few years left before I will need Viagra and my testosterone level wanes. By that time I will have lost interest and my number one priority on my list will be to “cuddle and hold hands”