I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you; all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I’ve learned that it is not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts…especially if she is hot and living off daddy’s money!
I’ve learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides…and your ex will still want to take both of them.
I’ve learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you a heartache for life…bliss? I am sure.
I’ve learned that it is taking me a long time to become the person I want to be….and there isn’t enough time in the world for me to become the person my wife wants me to be.
I’ve learned that it is a lot easier to react than it is to think. I am still thinking of a reaction to this one…
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes; after that, you’d better have a big weenie.
I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
I’ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.