Month: February 2013

Mattel™ introduces the new Barbiken™

**Breaking News** Feminist scientists have been working with Mattel™ to create a new doll that is both politically correct and feminist-approved.  Soon the original Barbie™ and Ken™ will be replaced with the more gender-neutral version, the Barbiken™.  The creators state that the new doll will portray equal parts sensitivity, strength and independence all without a

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How to write an effective dating site profile

These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or

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