**Breaking News** Feminist scientists have been working with Mattel™ to create a new doll that is both politically correct and feminist-approved. Soon the original Barbie™ and Ken™ will be replaced with the more gender-neutral version, the Barbiken™. The creators state that the new doll will portray equal parts sensitivity, strength and independence all without a … Continue reading Mattel™ introduces the new Barbiken™
Month: February 2013
Lock up your daughters…nice guy on the loose
I was reading a post from a self-proclaimed feminist regarding her take on “Nice Guys”. I don’t have a problem with a woman that doesn’t like nice guys, bad guys or guys at all. I have no problem in someone listing their reasons for not liking a certain “type” of guy. What I have a … Continue reading Lock up your daughters…nice guy on the loose
More reasons that vibrators are better than men
According to her... It understands if I'm suddenly no longer in the mood. It would never dream of cheating on me It's always ready, willing and able. It's never rough or angry. It never gives me the silent treatment. It never treats me like shit for no reason. It never bosses me around. It never … Continue reading More reasons that vibrators are better than men
Dear Vagina
Dear Ms Vagina... I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths 3. I plunge head first into everything i do 4. I work weekends and holiday's 5. I work in a damp environment 6. I work in high temperature 7. My … Continue reading Dear Vagina
Burning Love
I recently purchased a box of KY Yours and Mine couples lubricant at a local drug store. I do not purchase lubricants on a regular basis, so I don’t know the going rate. But, in my opinion, paying over $20 for something a woman’s body is supposed to make for free seems a bit excessive. … Continue reading Burning Love
Almost like a dream
Few people that we meet in life have a tremendous effect on our life as a whole. In my life, you would be one of those people. You have been by far the most influential person in my life....from the inside out. The life I enjoy today is for a large part because of what … Continue reading Almost like a dream
How to write an effective dating site profile
These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or … Continue reading How to write an effective dating site profile
Hi Mom!
Hi Mom! I want to apologize for not calling you as often as I used to. The problem is the shift in our lifestyles over the past few years. More to the point...I have a life...and you apparently do not. Actually it’s not so much your lifestyle that gets to me, it’s our differences when … Continue reading Hi Mom!
Cock shot etiquette
Guys... when it comes to your cock, bigger is better right? So here are some tips to make it look bigger that no one will ever know you’re doing (again because you are smarter than the rest remember) 1. Take your hand and squeeze as much of your cock up over your fist to take … Continue reading Cock shot etiquette
How to write an online dating ad
This is a guide on how to write an award winning personal ad... I hope it helps. 1. Always start your ad out with a 2 sentence rant full of hate and cussing about how you got your last ad flagged, and then tell everyone what a nice, caring, understanding person you are. 2. Always … Continue reading How to write an online dating ad
