Cock shot etiquette

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Guys… when it comes to your cock, bigger is better right? So here are some tips to make it look bigger that no one will ever know you’re doing (again because you are smarter than the rest remember)

1. Take your hand and squeeze as much of your cock up over your fist to take a pic.
2. First get hard then pull your nuts back as far as you can between your legs to make it look longer.
3. Again get hard then hold your fist over the end of your cock so the head doesn’t show but you really got it just inside your fist this makes it look like your cock is as long as your fist too.
4. Find the smallest bottle of something you have in your house then hold it further away from the camera so that when you take the picture it looks like your cock is as big as the bottle your holding (this is an excellent trick just remember to remove your hand from the pic so others don’t have a real reference to your actual size).
5. Hide all you got in your pants and just let the head hang out the zipper.
6. Get hard and put on some thick pants then take the pic of the outline in the pants (it’s the sweater effect just like females that wear sweaters that always makes their boobs look bigger).

If you can’t take a pic then here are some tips to calculate your size for your written description:

1. Just lie (hell 5 is 9 right?).
2. Do not ever measure the shaft by itself; start back at your stomach and measure to the tip.
3. There is always the “undercarriage measurement” as I call it. That is where you start to measure from your anus out to your tip (after all the actual penis muscle is attached there so technically you are not lying right?)

Remember no one will notice that you told them you were 8 or 10 inches and when they meet you they will just be so glad you came that your 4 or 5 won’t matter. (Just keep telling yourself that…you’ll feel better!)

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