Dear Vagina

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Dear Ms Vagina… I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor
2. I work at great depths
3. I plunge head first into everything i do
4. I work weekends and holiday’s
5. I work in a damp environment
6. I work in high temperature
7. My work exposes me to disease

 

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Dear penis.. your request has been denied for the following reasons

1. You don’t work 8 hours straight
2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period
3. You don’t stay in your designated work area and are frequently found in other locations.
4. You don’t take initiative and must be stimulated to start working.
5. You leave your workplace messy at the end of your shift.
6. You are unable to work overtime or double shift
7. You sometimes leave your designated work space before completing the assigned task
8. You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two suspicious nuts.

Sincerely, Ms. Vagina

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