Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to
Dear Husband: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and
I am selling the dresser that my ex left behind when we split. Like in our relationship, she felt it wasn’t an obligation of hers to move anything along in our union or move anything out when she left. This dresser has 9 drawers for hiding even everything from the largest load of bullshit to
Acomoclitic – A preference for hairless genitals. Acousticophilia – Arousal from (certain) sounds. Acrophilia – Being sexual aroused by heights. Acrotomophilia – Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee. Actirasty – Arousal from exposure to the suns rays. Acucullophallia – Circumcision. Adolescentilism – Playing the role of an adolescent. Agalmatophilia – A
Even if a man doesn’t realize it, he is obsessed with his penis. He is also rather concerned that about the size of that penis. Most men worry that their member doesn’t measure up. These feelings of inadequacy, whether real or imagined, can significantly impact a man’s sexual performance. There is a myth that women
Dear Frank, Its been 3 months we’ve been together and things just aren’t working out that well for me. I was planning to tell you this tomorrow night but since you just cancelled our date to watch the playoffs I thought fuck it, I’m doing it by email. Here’s the deal. You’re generally a decent
I have made it a habit of asking any woman I could as to why or why not when it comes to oral sex. Most of them told me the taste was unappealing. I went one step further and asked guys what they thought of the taste of a female during oral sex. So here
I have had a number of women ask me if I actually like performing oral sex; in that is there a physical stimulus provided to the man through the action. The answer is no. There is no specific physical response directly, however the thought of what I am doing, the scent and the response of
I had the opportunity to go downtown (Toronto) last weekend. I usually make my way down this time of year. I actually like the hustle and bustle of the city, especially this time of year. I got off of the subway at Wellington and made my way to Northbound, may favorite leather store on the
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