1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.” 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
I remember once when I was younger, in my teens, my father stating to me and my brother that he had no problem with us dating anyone but he would PREFER it if we didn’t date “colored” girls or men. If someone had told me back then that I would find myself in a relationship
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