1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.” 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
I remember once when I was younger, in my teens, my father stating to me and my brother that he had no problem with us dating anyone but he would PREFER it if we didn’t date “colored” girls or men. If someone had told me back then that I would find myself in a relationship
Acomoclitic – A preference for hairless genitals. Acousticophilia – Arousal from (certain) sounds. Acrophilia – Being sexual aroused by heights. Acrotomophilia – Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee. Actirasty – Arousal from exposure to the suns rays. Acucullophallia – Circumcision. Adolescentilism – Playing the role of an adolescent. Agalmatophilia – A
Even if a man doesn’t realize it, he is obsessed with his penis. He is also rather concerned that about the size of that penis. Most men worry that their member doesn’t measure up. These feelings of inadequacy, whether real or imagined, can significantly impact a man’s sexual performance. There is a myth that women
Dear Frank, Its been 3 months we’ve been together and things just aren’t working out that well for me. I was planning to tell you this tomorrow night but since you just cancelled our date to watch the playoffs I thought fuck it, I’m doing it by email. Here’s the deal. You’re generally a decent
I have made it a habit of asking any woman I could as to why or why not when it comes to oral sex. Most of them told me the taste was unappealing. I went one step further and asked guys what they thought of the taste of a female during oral sex. So here
I have had a number of women ask me if I actually like performing oral sex; in that is there a physical stimulus provided to the man through the action. The answer is no. There is no specific physical response directly, however the thought of what I am doing, the scent and the response of
I had the opportunity to go downtown (Toronto) last weekend. I usually make my way down this time of year. I actually like the hustle and bustle of the city, especially this time of year. I got off of the subway at Wellington and made my way to Northbound, may favorite leather store on the
My wife isn’t from around here. She is a from another country. She’s foreign. People from her country are often the brunt of jokes and cruel racist rants on sites like Craigslist. I understand that sometimes we look at someone and feel the need to rant about something about them that irks us. I’m not perfect,
Dear Internet Porn, These last twenty years have been quite a trip, have they not? My letter to you now, however, is not one of celebration… I don’t feel like we are the same anymore. We just don’t have that passion we used to. When we first met I was a loser, and you were
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