Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to
Dear Husband: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and
I am selling the dresser that my ex left behind when we split. Like in our relationship, she felt it wasn’t an obligation of hers to move anything along in our union or move anything out when she left. This dresser has 9 drawers for hiding even everything from the largest load of bullshit to
Dear Ms Vagina… I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths 3. I plunge head first into everything i do 4. I work weekends and holiday’s 5. I work in a damp environment 6. I work in high temperature 7. My
Hi Mom! I want to apologize for not calling you as often as I used to. The problem is the shift in our lifestyles over the past few years. More to the point…I have a life…and you apparently do not. Actually it’s not so much your lifestyle that gets to me, it’s our differences when
Hi there. A few years back, I met you in a club. You asked my name, I said Julie, you bought me a drink, we danced a bit. When the evening was coming to a close, you asked for my number and I jotted down ten digits on a napkin. I don’t know if you
We met at last night’s orgy, but I didn’t catch your name… I wanted to talk to you, but you are so much more attractive than most of the middle-aged has-beens in last night’s pile that I couldn’t get a moment alone, or even as part of a threesome or foursome with you. There was
Knock knock…. Who’s there? To To who? To whom…!
Dear Hot Girl in the Telus Store, It has been a while since I last saw you and still can’t get you out of my mind. Over time I find the images of you that I had saved in my mind are fading…but it has been two weeks. A woman of lesser beauty would be
You’ve been horny all day and just can’t ignore it anymore. You post an ad at 10:00 p.m. on Plentyoffish saying simply “Fuck Me.” Immediately, you receive an email with nude pics from a hot babe who could be Pamela Anderson’s long lost twin. The email says she is wet and ready for you right
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