Every once in a while I have used a dating site, Plenty of Fish to post some of my beta humor to see what kind of feedback I receive. The last time I did this I found something interesting. When you sign up the site gives you a choice for your relationship status. If you
An attached man joins a dating site and makes his profile. In it he states that he is looking for friendship…when in reality he is looking for sex. He doesn’t need friendship but will go along with the game providing it leads to sex. Most guys are fairly impatient and will show their cards too
The following seven discriminatory practices are prohibited by the Canadian Human Rights Act when they are based on one or more of the 11 grounds of discrimination: Denying someone goods, services, facilities or accommodation. Providing someone goods, services, facilities or accommodation in a way that treats them adversely and differently. Refusing to employ or continue
“Do not wish to converse with anyone who is in a committed relationship” This from a married woman on a dating site. What this means is she wants a man that has no commitments so that he can spend his time and money exclusively on her. Why would he do that? “I’m here to find
I just took a moment to check a few women’s profiles on a dating site and as is typical, roughly half make reference to nude pictures. Most of the time it a request of the men not to send nude pictures of themselves, while some are stating up front that they will not send nude
My wife isn’t from around here. She is a from another country. She’s foreign. People from her country are often the brunt of jokes and cruel racist rants on sites like Craigslist. I understand that sometimes we look at someone and feel the need to rant about something about them that irks us. I’m not perfect,
These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or
Guys… when it comes to your cock, bigger is better right? So here are some tips to make it look bigger that no one will ever know you’re doing (again because you are smarter than the rest remember) 1. Take your hand and squeeze as much of your cock up over your fist to take
This is a guide on how to write an award winning personal ad… I hope it helps. 1. Always start your ad out with a 2 sentence rant full of hate and cussing about how you got your last ad flagged, and then tell everyone what a nice, caring, understanding person you are. 2. Always
Ahhh, Sunday morning – my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I’m sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life’s wonderful little pleasures: perusing the intimate encounter seekers on Plentyoffish. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through
