A co-worker called me to her office yesterday to show me a picture of a woman that had sent her photo to my co-worker. She asked my opinion of the woman’s body (she was bikini-clad on the beach). I said that she looked good to which my co-worker replied that she was a bit chubby…for
My first wife was anti-porn. My second wife could care less. My third wife likes porn. Third time’s a charm! What really piqued my interest was what my wife likes to watch in porn. Lesbian sex! The first time we went to an adult store, she picked up a few DVDs. When we got home
Acomoclitic – A preference for hairless genitals. Acousticophilia – Arousal from (certain) sounds. Acrophilia – Being sexual aroused by heights. Acrotomophilia – Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee. Actirasty – Arousal from exposure to the suns rays. Acucullophallia – Circumcision. Adolescentilism – Playing the role of an adolescent. Agalmatophilia – A
Even if a man doesn’t realize it, he is obsessed with his penis. He is also rather concerned that about the size of that penis. Most men worry that their member doesn’t measure up. These feelings of inadequacy, whether real or imagined, can significantly impact a man’s sexual performance. There is a myth that women
Dear Frank, Its been 3 months we’ve been together and things just aren’t working out that well for me. I was planning to tell you this tomorrow night but since you just cancelled our date to watch the playoffs I thought fuck it, I’m doing it by email. Here’s the deal. You’re generally a decent
I have made it a habit of asking any woman I could as to why or why not when it comes to oral sex. Most of them told me the taste was unappealing. I went one step further and asked guys what they thought of the taste of a female during oral sex. So here
I have had a number of women ask me if I actually like performing oral sex; in that is there a physical stimulus provided to the man through the action. The answer is no. There is no specific physical response directly, however the thought of what I am doing, the scent and the response of
I had the opportunity to go downtown (Toronto) last weekend. I usually make my way down this time of year. I actually like the hustle and bustle of the city, especially this time of year. I got off of the subway at Wellington and made my way to Northbound, may favorite leather store on the
According to her… It understands if I’m suddenly no longer in the mood. It would never dream of cheating on me It’s always ready, willing and able. It’s never rough or angry. It never gives me the silent treatment. It never treats me like shit for no reason. It never bosses me around. It never
Dear Ms Vagina… I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths 3. I plunge head first into everything i do 4. I work weekends and holiday’s 5. I work in a damp environment 6. I work in high temperature 7. My
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