Category: Sex

25 things you probably didn’t want to know about vaginas

1. The term “clam bake” originated when a drunken tart attempted to smoke marijuana with her vagina. 2. Vaginas can grow up to 400 pounds in the wild. 3. 93.6% of vaginas belong to women. The other 6.4% belong to lesbians. 4. Approx 49% of people have an “outy” vagina, sometimes called a “penis”, causing brain damage. 5. Vaginas

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There’s always a catch

We say “there’s always a catch.” When women talk about catching a man…there’s not just one ‘catching’ but several layers of catching. All that follows is based on the societal assumption that men want more pussy more than women want more cock. That may also be biologically based, but that doesn’t matter for now. Consider

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A dating site fantasy – His

You’ve been horny all day and just can’t ignore it anymore. You post an ad at 10:00 p.m. on Plentyoffish saying simply “Fuck Me.” Immediately, you receive an email with nude pics from a hot babe who could be Pamela Anderson’s long lost twin. The email says she is wet and ready for you right

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In search of the Big Hysterical Paroxysm

The next time hubby takes the kids to the movies and you find yourself “in a mood” and reaching for your rabbit, keep in mind it wasn’t always that easy. If you were living in Victorian times you might have had to call a doctor.  Women in the 1800’s suffered from something called Female Hysteria

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“Oh….um (blank)…um…oh no” You were fantastic!

You pick someone up in the bar at last call. You are half-baked and you stumble back to your place.  In the throes of passion you call out “Oh….um (blank)…um…oh no”  You have no idea what his name is.  Here you are, flat on your back sharing your goodies with a literally nameless stranger.  What

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My Sexual Bucket list…A work in process

I started this blog in December 2012. Since then I have read a number a fellow blogger’s sexual bucket lists. • It seems to be a predominately female “thing”, as I rarely see them posted by men. The ones that I have read from men so far were written by bisexual men. • I find

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