These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or
This is a guide on how to write an award winning personal ad… I hope it helps. 1. Always start your ad out with a 2 sentence rant full of hate and cussing about how you got your last ad flagged, and then tell everyone what a nice, caring, understanding person you are. 2. Always
Someone I was chatting with the other day stated that so many people fudge the truth in their dating site profiles (as well as post fake pictures) and it was difficult to see the “real” person from the profile. It got me thinking about what a “real” profile might look like. Let’s see shall we:
This particular profile got me removed from Plentyoffish for being too obscene! What does Markus think that everyone on the site is 12 years old? 1) I’m 5’10” in height. Most women on dating sites seem to desire a “tall” man. Apparently it’s very erotic to use a step ladder when kissing your man. 2) I’m of
Written as a profile for a dating site a number of years ago: Bitter, unsuccessful middle-aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, dreary loneliness looking for like-minded, needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with my life story, boring sex and Anne Murray albums… ’till death do us part. I love eating peanut butter and
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