Every once in a while I have used a dating site, Plenty of Fish to post some of my beta humor to see what kind of feedback I receive. The last time I did this I found something interesting. When you sign up the site gives you a choice for your relationship status. If you
These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or
This is a guide on how to write an award winning personal ad… I hope it helps. 1. Always start your ad out with a 2 sentence rant full of hate and cussing about how you got your last ad flagged, and then tell everyone what a nice, caring, understanding person you are. 2. Always
If anyone is getting tired of my picking on dating site profiles I’m sorry…but I just can’t help myself. Every time I read another cliché I laugh aloud. It makes it even more fun if I try to imagine what the writer was really thinking when they typed those words. Without further delay I present my
I have spent a great deal of time on internet dating sites and have learned quite a bit about male/female relationships during my stint in this micro chasm of “real” life. Fortunately for the man who wants to see how people react when they don’t have any need to use social skills (you can do
I had been an avid reader, occasional poster and extremely rare responder to the POF personals for about a decade. I check back every once in a while for my amusement and noticed some more common (and hilarious) threads of interest among the “married-but-looking” women. I’d like to take a minute to break it down
My Dearest Casual Encounter, We met on Plentyoffish. You were the one with the sensual, alluring title – “Ram your **** inside me and spurt your hot load!”. I knew you were the one for me by the way you typed in ALL CAPS and listed enough conditions to make a contact attorney proud. Your
This particular profile got me removed from Plentyoffish for being too obscene! What does Markus think that everyone on the site is 12 years old? 1) I’m 5’10” in height. Most women on dating sites seem to desire a “tall” man. Apparently it’s very erotic to use a step ladder when kissing your man. 2) I’m of
Written as a profile for a dating site a number of years ago: Bitter, unsuccessful middle-aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, dreary loneliness looking for like-minded, needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with my life story, boring sex and Anne Murray albums… ’till death do us part. I love eating peanut butter and
I have a theory. It seems to me that in many cases those that have a dating site profile that expresses certain attributes they desire in another actually lack those attributes in themselves. I don’t know so much about the singles, I am specifically singling out the married but looking crowd. That is to suggest
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