Ahhh, Sunday morning – my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I’m sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life’s wonderful little pleasures: perusing the intimate encounter seekers on Plentyoffish. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through
If any of you are just happening by and may have not had the chance to read a bit more about the male author of this blog, I am an average 56 year old, married and have 2-5 kids depending on the day of the week. I don’t go to clubs often and spend my
If your gut has ever told you that an online dating site profile you’ve just read was full of shit… you were most likely right. Women (and men) fudge their profiles big time, but you can stay one step ahead of them by knowing the truth behind what their profiles say. “Occasional smoker” If she could
Q: Why are men such jerks? A: It’s a Testosterone thing. Much similar to your P.M.S. thing, we men suffer from Testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter? And it’s not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure! Hormones modify behavior.
My first wife and I were driving downtown many years ago. I stopped at a convenience store to buy some cigarettes. When I came back to the car, the guy parked in front of me was just getting into his car (a convertible) with a bouquet of flowers. My wife remarked, “Look, he bought flowers
Ladies, the truth in the following will not come as a shock to most of you…just that most men will not be so forthcoming…I want to have sex with you. I am not attempting to be rude in any way…I am just stating a fact. It doesn’t matter how I go about saying it, how
I see often where women write of their past “love” experiences and I see the line “he was only looking for sex” so often and it makes me wonder how “true” that statement is. I wonder if the men they are meeting are “only” interested in sex OR if that is the woman’s overall perception of
Written as a profile for a dating site a number of years ago: Bitter, unsuccessful middle-aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, dreary loneliness looking for like-minded, needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with my life story, boring sex and Anne Murray albums… ’till death do us part. I love eating peanut butter and
The Dating ratings system Dating today seems to be pretty much a numbers game and one in which the players are consistently stretching the truth when it comes to their “real” value. Typically when I look at couples they appear to be reasonably matched, the Hollywood stars (AKA the Beautiful people) match up with one another, average
Dear Women Who Think Men Are Pigs, I must point out a few things which may be dry and boring in order to establish the veracity of what I’m about to write. First off, this is a rant, so I don’t care if you like me or not, if you reply to me or not,
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