We met at last night’s orgy, but I didn’t catch your name… I wanted to talk to you, but you are so much more attractive than most of the middle-aged has-beens in last night’s pile that I couldn’t get a moment alone, or even as part of a threesome or foursome with you. There was
I wrote a post a few weeks ago regarding the outside qualities that I find attractive in a woman, her physical appearance. I had a reader send me an email (here) asking what attributes I found attractive “within”. What aspects of a woman’s personality do I find attractive? 1.Intelligence A woman, a person that lacks intelligence will
All the good ones are taken. If the person isn’t taken, there’s a good reason. The nicer someone is, the farther away they are from you. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. The best things in the world are free and worth every penny
Dear Holly, Look, I’ll come straight to the point. I’m sorry I didn’t know where the clitoris was. I was a horrible wreck of dry humping, fingering teen lust who pinned you to couches and carpets and danced all around your deserving button of love without so much as grazing it, without even inquiring as
Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to
Marrying or not marrying to me is a question similar to when it comes to a car, should you lease or buy? If there was the opportunity to make a clean break when the “time was right” and the two of you just shake hands and drive off into the sunset in separate U-Haul vans…I
Gorgeous, intelligent and wealthy yet still unhappily married man looking for love. I guess it happens to all of us at some point in our life, the thrill, the excitement, the romance in our relationship wanes. We find ourselves left with only the countless billions we amassed running a highly successful call-girl service. What is
“I’m attracted to affectionate women with playful sex appeal, a creative style and a wild love of life.” I’m attracted to a woman who isn’t hung up on the fact that I’m currently carrying an incurable sexually transmitted disease. “I’m fun and easy-going.” I won’t ask for your last name. Just send me a one-line
I was standing in the checkout line last night and as is usual for me the woman in front of me had 5 items that needed to be price checked. As I stood waiting I glanced around at the various magazines residing on either side of the aisle. I counted 32 magazines of which 8
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