Tag: humour

An open letter to my ex

Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off” period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to

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Saying what I mean I am saying

“I’m attracted to affectionate women with playful sex appeal, a creative style and a wild love of life.” I’m attracted to a woman who isn’t hung up on the fact that I’m currently carrying an incurable sexually transmitted disease. “I’m fun and easy-going.” I won’t ask for your last name. Just send me a one-line

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