These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or
Written as a profile for a dating site a number of years ago: Bitter, unsuccessful middle-aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, dreary loneliness looking for like-minded, needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with my life story, boring sex and Anne Murray albums… ’till death do us part. I love eating peanut butter and
Internet dating sites breed narcissism and conceit. The Internet’s social outlets, including sites like POF encourage people to stretch the truth of their boring and routine existences to appear as cool as possible. The danger here is that a lot of people start to believe their own social networking site lies and live as if
I see this question posted with some regularity on internet dating sites, so I thought I’d take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven’t figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely
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