This is a guide on how to write an award winning personal ad… I hope it helps. 1. Always start your ad out with a 2 sentence rant full of hate and cussing about how you got your last ad flagged, and then tell everyone what a nice, caring, understanding person you are. 2. Always
Ahhh, Sunday morning – my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I’m sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life’s wonderful little pleasures: perusing the intimate encounter seekers on Plentyoffish. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through
If your gut has ever told you that an online dating site profile you’ve just read was full of shit… you were most likely right. Women (and men) fudge their profiles big time, but you can stay one step ahead of them by knowing the truth behind what their profiles say. “Occasional smoker” If she could
This particular profile got me removed from Plentyoffish for being too obscene! What does Markus think that everyone on the site is 12 years old? 1) I’m 5’10” in height. Most women on dating sites seem to desire a “tall” man. Apparently it’s very erotic to use a step ladder when kissing your man. 2) I’m of
Written as a profile for a dating site a number of years ago: Bitter, unsuccessful middle-aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, dreary loneliness looking for like-minded, needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with my life story, boring sex and Anne Murray albums… ’till death do us part. I love eating peanut butter and
10 disturbing things I have seen on married women’s profiles on POF 1. I see a lot of women stating that they aren’t looking for one night stands. This is so obvious I don’t really see the need in stating it. Everybody knows that night stands come in pairs (one for each side of the
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