Dear Ms Vagina… I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths 3. I plunge head first into everything i do 4. I work weekends and holiday’s 5. I work in a damp environment 6. I work in high temperature 7. My
Guys… when it comes to your cock, bigger is better right? So here are some tips to make it look bigger that no one will ever know you’re doing (again because you are smarter than the rest remember) 1. Take your hand and squeeze as much of your cock up over your fist to take
What is it about women (the ones that I have met) and oral sex? There is a big discrepancy between the sexes when it comes to the amount of time spent performing the act. I know in my experience that there is a certain expectation that I spend as much time as needed to ensure
Q: Why are men such jerks? A: It’s a Testosterone thing. Much similar to your P.M.S. thing, we men suffer from Testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter? And it’s not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure! Hormones modify behavior.
I’m not sure how much women talk among themselves about private matters, but talk among men seems to be sparse at best. Men are used to bullshitting about everything to do with sex, and quite honestly anything I have heard uttered from another man I don’t take as the truth. If I was to ask
You’ve all seen it here and everywhere, all these males claiming that their dick is this size or that size. It’s time to bring a lot of that back to reality. “Big” is mostly a matter of self-deception. That being said I have seen, via movies, male members that truly were freaks of nature, better
You walked in and took a seat, dressed like you were going to an interview. We made a little small talk before banging away at the task at hand. I know you were a little nervous, but it’s ok. You’re young and I could tell you haven’t done this more than a few times before.
This is really becoming ridiculous. I am tired of getting involved with women who, though they have been on this Earth for three to four decades, don’t have the first idea on how to properly smoke a pole. This is especially annoying when I have just spent 30-60 minutes getting excited between their beautiful, tender
