Every once in a while I have used a dating site, Plenty of Fish to post some of my beta humor to see what kind of feedback I receive. The last time I did this I found something interesting. When you sign up the site gives you a choice for your relationship status. If you
These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or
This is a guide on how to write an award winning personal ad… I hope it helps. 1. Always start your ad out with a 2 sentence rant full of hate and cussing about how you got your last ad flagged, and then tell everyone what a nice, caring, understanding person you are. 2. Always
Ahhh, Sunday morning – my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I’m sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life’s wonderful little pleasures: perusing the intimate encounter seekers on Plentyoffish. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through
If anyone is getting tired of my picking on dating site profiles I’m sorry…but I just can’t help myself. Every time I read another cliché I laugh aloud. It makes it even more fun if I try to imagine what the writer was really thinking when they typed those words. Without further delay I present my
I had been an avid reader, occasional poster and extremely rare responder to the POF personals for about a decade. I check back every once in a while for my amusement and noticed some more common (and hilarious) threads of interest among the “married-but-looking” women. I’d like to take a minute to break it down
My Dearest Casual Encounter, We met on Plentyoffish. You were the one with the sensual, alluring title – “Ram your **** inside me and spurt your hot load!”. I knew you were the one for me by the way you typed in ALL CAPS and listed enough conditions to make a contact attorney proud. Your
10 disturbing things I have seen on married women’s profiles on POF 1. I see a lot of women stating that they aren’t looking for one night stands. This is so obvious I don’t really see the need in stating it. Everybody knows that night stands come in pairs (one for each side of the
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