Dear Internet Porn, These last twenty years have been quite a trip, have they not? My letter to you now, however, is not one of celebration… I don’t feel like we are the same anymore. We just don’t have that passion we used to. When we first met I was a loser, and you were
Dear Women Who Think Men Are Pigs, I must point out a few things which may be dry and boring in order to establish the veracity of what I’m about to write. First off, this is a rant, so I don’t care if you like me or not, if you reply to me or not,
So, yeah, I popped in this DVD and there you were. You were so totally innocent at first, which I really liked, because I could tell you were really sincere and cool and then these dudes showed up. And I don’t know why, maybe they were friends of yours, but damn! You sure got friendly
