These simple tricks, learned from my lengthy sessions at various online dating websites for, umm…research purposes, will have you dating “Mr. Right” in no time: Section 1: THE PICTURE 1. Do not post a picture that includes your friend that is hotter than you. This will only make us want to date them instead; or
Ahhh, Sunday morning – my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I’m sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life’s wonderful little pleasures: perusing the intimate encounter seekers on Plentyoffish. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through
We met at last night’s orgy, but I didn’t catch your name… I wanted to talk to you, but you are so much more attractive than most of the middle-aged has-beens in last night’s pile that I couldn’t get a moment alone, or even as part of a threesome or foursome with you. There was
I think men tend to avoid emotional intimacy in order to avoid feeling hurt. I know from experience that sharing my “true” feelings with my partner eventually came back to haunt me. If a man is going to discuss his feelings and express those feelings he needs to feel “safe”. I think that in immature
If your gut has ever told you that an online dating site profile you’ve just read was full of shit… you were most likely right. Women (and men) fudge their profiles big time, but you can stay one step ahead of them by knowing the truth behind what their profiles say. “Occasional smoker” If she could
I’ve been in one relationship or another for the better part of the last 30 years. Sometimes it’s been great, sometimes it’s really sucked, and sometimes we just plugged along because time keeps moving. Being an observant person, here’s some things I’ve learned along the way: 1) Ladies, we really, honestly can’t read your mind. Please,
Ladies, the truth in the following will not come as a shock to most of you…just that most men will not be so forthcoming…I want to have sex with you. I am not attempting to be rude in any way…I am just stating a fact. It doesn’t matter how I go about saying it, how
I see often where women write of their past “love” experiences and I see the line “he was only looking for sex” so often and it makes me wonder how “true” that statement is. I wonder if the men they are meeting are “only” interested in sex OR if that is the woman’s overall perception of
It happens from time to time, sometimes far more often than I would like. I think about and I miss a person that I once referred to as “The most important person in my life”. This particular woman was either the FIRST woman I ever truly loved or the ONLY woman that I ever “truly”
I just finished writing a response to a comment about one of my posts regarding fellatio. In that response I stated that I was unable to become sexually aroused if I knew my partner wasn’t enjoying herself. Once again it got me thinking about why I feel this way…and my mind wandered back to the
