According to her… It understands if I’m suddenly no longer in the mood. It would never dream of cheating on me It’s always ready, willing and able. It’s never rough or angry. It never gives me the silent treatment. It never treats me like shit for no reason. It never bosses me around. It never
Dear Ms Vagina… I, the penis, request a pay raise for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor 2. I work at great depths 3. I plunge head first into everything i do 4. I work weekends and holiday’s 5. I work in a damp environment 6. I work in high temperature 7. My
I recently purchased a box of KY Yours and Mine couples lubricant at a local drug store. I do not purchase lubricants on a regular basis, so I don’t know the going rate. But, in my opinion, paying over $20 for something a woman’s body is supposed to make for free seems a bit excessive.
Ahhh, Sunday morning – my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I’m sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life’s wonderful little pleasures: perusing the intimate encounter seekers on Plentyoffish. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through
We say “there’s always a catch.” When women talk about catching a man…there’s not just one ‘catching’ but several layers of catching. All that follows is based on the societal assumption that men want more pussy more than women want more cock. That may also be biologically based, but that doesn’t matter for now. Consider
Q: Why are men such jerks? A: It’s a Testosterone thing. Much similar to your P.M.S. thing, we men suffer from Testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter? And it’s not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure! Hormones modify behavior.
I’ve been in one relationship or another for the better part of the last 30 years. Sometimes it’s been great, sometimes it’s really sucked, and sometimes we just plugged along because time keeps moving. Being an observant person, here’s some things I’ve learned along the way: 1) Ladies, we really, honestly can’t read your mind. Please,
Think that everyone around you is practicing safe sex? Think again. This is not a post about practicing safe sex, we all should be aware by now of the dangers of not using protection. I would like to know why supposedly mature adults, 51% by one survey do not practice safe sex. There are reasons
Ladies, the truth in the following will not come as a shock to most of you…just that most men will not be so forthcoming…I want to have sex with you. I am not attempting to be rude in any way…I am just stating a fact. It doesn’t matter how I go about saying it, how
My wife has an obsession with sex. More so she seems to be obsessed with my sexual history. If I so much as mention a woman’s name and the ensuing story puts me and said woman in the same room my wife will ask; “Did you have sex with her?” If I HAD slept with
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