Tag: women

25 things you probably didn’t want to know about vaginas

1. The term “clam bake” originated when a drunken tart attempted to smoke marijuana with her vagina. 2. Vaginas can grow up to 400 pounds in the wild. 3. 93.6% of vaginas belong to women. The other 6.4% belong to lesbians. 4. Approx 49% of people have an “outy” vagina, sometimes called a “penis”, causing brain damage. 5. Vaginas

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Being a strong woman doesn’t make you a bitch.

Being a bitch does… I had a saleswoman in my office yesterday and we were talking a bit about life.  She told me that she had broken up with her fiancé before Christmas but was starting to get “back on her feet”.  She went on to say that he had left her because he couldn’t

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What I find attractive “within” a woman

I wrote a post a few weeks ago regarding the outside qualities that I find attractive in a woman, her physical appearance.  I had a reader send me an email (here) asking what attributes I found attractive “within”.  What aspects of a woman’s personality do I find attractive? 1.Intelligence A woman, a person that lacks intelligence will

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The Guide to understanding men

Q: Why are men such jerks? A: It’s a Testosterone thing. Much similar to your P.M.S. thing, we men suffer from Testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter? And it’s not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure! Hormones modify behavior.

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